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unfauxgettable:

TUMBLR, I NEED YOUR HELP
my mother trapped me in SKELETON HELL when i was born. recently i made a deal with her. she said if this post can get 50K notes , she will release me from SKELETON HELL.  come on tumblr, if we can get a girl a chicken, surely we can do this!
PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!

unfauxgettable:

TUMBLR, I NEED YOUR HELP

my mother trapped me in SKELETON HELL when i was born. recently i made a deal with her. she said if this post can get 50K notes , she will release me from SKELETON HELL.  come on tumblr, if we can get a girl a chicken, surely we can do this!

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!

cartoonjessie:

musesandlovelydays:

Guys, please I need your help. I know this isn’t Disneyland or DisneyWorld. It’s my dream college. I want to go to FIlm school, I want to become a director and it’s been my dream to become one. I have so much passion for film making It’s ridiculous. My dream college is over 1,101 miles away from where I live. At first my mother and I were not on the same perspective. She thought I was crazy and would never make it. However, the college called me and found interest in what I can do! I knew that was my chance, so I spoke to my mother again, and unfortunately she hardly agreed this time either. Then I thought of Tumblr, we got a kid to go to DIsneyland, and heck we got a girl a bird! So why not college? If this can get to over 100k notes she says she’ll get one step closer in letting me attend my dream college! I know this might be asking a lot but please help me show my mom that I can make it and chase after my dreams! One reblog can help so much! xx 

I was not allowed to study the things I wanted to study, and for me it was only a 100 kilometers away from home. (but when you live in a small country like Belgium that’s halfway across the country, so that’s far in the mind of people here!), and gosh, if there’s one thing I would do over, it’s my college time!!! It’s the greatest regret I have. So reblog this, get the word out, and help this girl go to the school she wants to go to!

cartoonjessie:

musesandlovelydays:

Guys, please I need your help. I know this isn’t Disneyland or DisneyWorld. It’s my dream college. I want to go to FIlm school, I want to become a director and it’s been my dream to become one. I have so much passion for film making It’s ridiculous. My dream college is over 1,101 miles away from where I live. At first my mother and I were not on the same perspective. She thought I was crazy and would never make it. However, the college called me and found interest in what I can do! I knew that was my chance, so I spoke to my mother again, and unfortunately she hardly agreed this time either. Then I thought of Tumblr, we got a kid to go to DIsneyland, and heck we got a girl a bird! So why not college? If this can get to over 100k notes she says she’ll get one step closer in letting me attend my dream college! I know this might be asking a lot but please help me show my mom that I can make it and chase after my dreams! One reblog can help so much! xx 

I was not allowed to study the things I wanted to study, and for me it was only a 100 kilometers away from home. (but when you live in a small country like Belgium that’s halfway across the country, so that’s far in the mind of people here!), and gosh, if there’s one thing I would do over, it’s my college time!!! It’s the greatest regret I have. So reblog this, get the word out, and help this girl go to the school she wants to go to!

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shingekinokyoyojin:

no-half—measures:

obfuscatingreality:

attackonsociallife:

cherry-chipmunk:

I imagine the people living inside Wall Rose going about their daily lives then they hear this and they’re like “ohhhh shit’s goin’ down beyond the wall”

holy fucking shit i actually peed abit i laughed so much

"Well, there goes that angry Eren kid again."

Reblogging for that last comment

sunwukong-stoaway:

ringaroundtheprose:

the-captain-of-davesol:

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THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST

You know it’s good when you bother to scroll all the way back up just to reblog it.

…Wait scroll up HOW OLD IS THIS THING

imaginefallout:

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imaginefallout:

blue screen of death

System has encountered an error and needs to shut down… your life.

He’ll monitor your journey to the afterlife.

404 error: mercy not found

Death really knows how to crash a party.

control-alt-death

you better reblog this because those jokes lost me 3 followers.

imaginefallout:

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imaginefallout:

blue screen of death

System has encountered an error and needs to shut down… your life.

He’ll monitor your journey to the afterlife.

404 error: mercy not found

Death really knows how to crash a party.

control-alt-death

you better reblog this because those jokes lost me 3 followers.

ihartbeat:

If this pic gets 3,000 likes before morning hits then I’m gonna upload load a main channel video RIGHT NOW in the middle of the night .^__^. #fuckit

ihartbeat:

If this pic gets 3,000 likes before morning hits then I’m gonna upload load a main channel video RIGHT NOW in the middle of the night .^__^. #fuckit

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ask-heichouu:

novur:

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

This is a blessed post and that ringtone is the cutest thing bUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE FUCKING POsT FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS

emper-or:

Get this to 50,000 just because i want to be able to say to Cat in our old age: “remember that fucking 50k tumblr post from when you texted me on Thanksgiving 2013?”

emper-or:

Get this to 50,000 just because i want to be able to say to Cat in our old age: “remember that fucking 50k tumblr post from when you texted me on Thanksgiving 2013?”

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hussieshollyjollybosom:

hussieshollyjollybosom:

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hELP THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST I SWEAR TO CHRIST

I THOGHT I WA STHE ONYL ONE